Nintendo. You. Suck.

I was just looking around wikipedia today and stumble upon a interesting article.

The New DSi XL.

What is up with you people?


On one of your press releases last year about the Dsi, AKA GBA Killer, You said you phased out the GBA slot so your new system would be more "Lightweight" and "Portable".

A year has not even passed yet and you spring this beasty on us.





Now does this beheamoth look portable to you? I didn't think so.





So, if your throwing portable out the window why not add one more slot to it? Lord knows it's big enough.



Also, what's with the ugly color? Have you lost you senses completely?


Now the third and final issue.


THE SIZE OF IT!

Look below, the Ds Lite looks like a poodle compared to a pitbull.



(left to right, DS Lite, DSi Xl.)



When I buy a portable game systems the first thing I look for is well, Portability.

Now when I go prancing down the aisle looking for a new game system at walmart. (Yes I know walmart sucks for things like that, but when you live in a community of less than ten thousand you can't do much.)

Now if I saw this "Little guy" one day while browsing or wishing, I would take one look at it, imagine the hole it would rip in my blue jean pockets and run away screaming!


Closing thoughts.

Nintendo, if it weren't for this horrible little addiction to pokemon I have. I would end my realationship with you right now.

Happy Trails.

Justin